obese

obese
1. (obese) (1094↑, 195↓)
The polite way of saying [Fat bastard]

"Wow Rick waller has a really good singing voice but is obese"

2. (obese) (730↑, 145↓)
a human sphere, equal in width and height (sometimes more in width than height)

michael moore is obese

3. (obese) (512↑, 133↓)
To be unhealthily fat.

Jane was obese. She had huge rolls of fat.

4. (obese) (270↑, 67↓)
Obese (adjective) pertains to a person whose BMI (body mass index) equal to 30 or higher. Obesity is described in levels such as "mildly obese" "moderately obese" and "morbidly obese."

Becoming morbidly obese significanly increases one's chances of life threatening conditions and diseases.

5. (obese) (477↑, 340↓)
1) Fat enough to disgust shallow people. 2) Fat enough to make doctors presume that you eat mass quantities of junk food and never exercise--and therefore, prescribe weight loss as a cure for literally anything that ails you. 3) Having a body mass index over 30, regardless of actual body composition.

"Did you know that according to modern medicine, Joe is considered obese?" "*Snicker.* Tell me exactly how Joe--Mr. Amateur Powerlifter, who's got a *tiny* beer gut--counts as 'obese.'" "He's 6'4" and weighs 250\#. That's all that counts to them."

6. (obese) (165↑, 70↓)
An adjective describing a condition inflicted on a large majority of the population to make the average person seem thinner and more attractive

Man that girl standing next to that 400 pound obese dude is hot\!

Author: universal_eskimo http://obese.urbanup.com/1404355
7. (obese) (182↑, 93↓)
circumfencely challenged. someone who doesnt pass from the valletta gate due to huge weight.

Claudette Pace eats so much, that he is obese. Poor guy.

Author: baa baa black sheep have you any wool http://obese.urbanup.com/1240692
8. (obese) (89↑, 32↓)
America at its best.

the people of america are SO obese that its a small world had to be shut down for renovation so they could make the boats bigger\!

Author: whatttupppgurl http://obese.urbanup.com/2677285
9. (OBESE) (111↑, 57↓)
very fat and nasty, gets dumped a lot because people cant stand to look at them

check out sal, he's obese. Ha ha ha

10. (Obese) (83↑, 55↓)
Someone who annoys others when they sit next to them on a bus, train or aeroplane.

"Wow that guy is so obese, he should purchase two seats. One for each arse cheek"

Author: Richard Ellis http://obese.urbanup.com/1723635
11. (Obese) (33↑, 16↓)
Adjective describing persons who should under no conditions wear spandex while riding bicycles on public roads.

Oh, gross-- that person is much too obese to show it off like that.

Author: immortal gila monster of doom http://obese.urbanup.com/3231873
12. (obese) (45↑, 29↓)
Something that is fat, from Latin "obesus" meaning: fat

Stop eating you obese gellatinous blob\! You're sweating butter on me\!

13. (Obese) (100↑, 91↓)
The act of using your fork 85% more often than the average human being causing you great deals of weight in pounds. It seems sometimes you cannot see or touch most parts of your body because you are too overcome in flab.

"Hey Rick, If Queen Latifah got rid of her obeseness by donating here whale blubber from her body to the government, we wouldnt have to pay for oil anymore...if only.." "Ralphie May the comedian is 460 pounds last time i checked on that tv show, but that obese comedian is tons of fun."

14. (obese) (78↑, 69↓)
Is a condition which reslults in someone loving their food too much.

That person is obese because they love their food

15. (Obese) (15↑, 7↓)
A state in which a previously fat person crosses over into requiring a disability scooter to move more than 15ft.

Look at that obese fucker, didn't he realize he was fat and stop eating before he required a mobility scooter

Author: VanNostrilBoy http://obese.urbanup.com/4870748
16. (obese) (32↑, 24↓)
when you're so god damn fat no woman will even look at you let alone want to date you. You resemble fat bastard and if a female ever does come within your vicinity it's because you most likely have something she wants or she's bored. She may use you just to laugh at you. That's the worst case scenario. Yes you resemble fat bastard and suffer from obesity and most likely will never have a girlfriend or be married to a woman. These fat bastards usually end up all alone with their dogs in a crappy poor apartment.

Check out Salvatore, what a fat ass, that obese pig will never get laid.

Author: not a fat person http://obese.urbanup.com/3475715
17. (obese) (104↑, 96↓)
80% of [America]

Europe chicks are HOT. American chicks are obese and 10feet large and the earth shakes when they walk..

18. (Obese) (19↑, 14↓)
Extremely fat and ugly. So fat that if you were to offer a woman 30 g she would turn you down. So fat that almost every man would be preferable to your obese bloated ass. So fat you are easily made fun of and used or pitied by women while they're making love to their boyfriend and your fat ass is showing up at their door. They are laughing up in the room that an obese man is at the door. So fat you will most likely be a lifelong virgin.

Vitale is an obese motherfucker who is used to get laughed at.

19. (Obese) (4↑, 2↓)
Someone who is very large, can be seen from miles away. Needs to eat every 5 minutes or they will have to engage in cannabalism with oneself. Most of the time will not fit on your screen when viewing their facebook profile.

Geek 1: 'Oh My God watch out for that new kid muyiwa rolling down the corridor :( , he's soo Obese just bull dozing those kids out of the way\!\!' Geek 2: 'I know he rolled over the headmaster once \!'

Author: Victimofomole http://obese.urbanup.com/6306151
20. (Obese) (5↑, 5↓)
When you can't see your penis without bending over. (Not to be confused with "teeny weenie": when your wife can't see your penis without bending over.)

George, you've become obese; I hope you start to appreciate what I've been putting up with for all these years.

21. (obese) (36↑, 39↓)
Very overweight. Large, huge, takes up a lot of space. A big guy like myself. Ingested too many calories along with a thyroid problem and now im obese.

Dont make fun of the obese. Its a serious glandular condition.

22. (Obese) (1↑, 9↓)
1) When some one is good at something they are a beast, when someone is great at something they are OBESE\! 2) Someone isn't just "phat" cool they are OBESE\! 3) When something really cool happens they refer to it as OBESE\!

Ex 1] Gary: Man Alex is a beast at basketball\! His shooting percent is 90\! Paul: He's not a beast, he's OBESE\! Ex 2] Gary: Wow look at that guy driving the Bentley now he's phat Paul: Na man, that guy's OBESE\! Ex 3] Paul: Did you see that guy on t.v. jump 15 buses on his dirt bike\!? That was OBESE\!

23. (obese) (6↑, 14↓)
to go really big; getting out of hand; putting it down like an animal; doing it up; partying your ass off; drinking to excess

"This weekend is gonna be so out of hand it'll be obese." "You go out last night?" "Yeah, I did it obese"

24. (Obese) (9↑, 17↓)
People who eat way too much, like 45839893053 calories a day on a regular basis.

Karen and Lindsay eat three cupcakes everyday before lunch. They are obese.

25. (Obese) (8↑, 17↓)
Brilliant, amazing, immense, the best ever

Wow, her skirt just looks obese\!

26. (Obese) (4↑, 13↓)
Adjective- Total massive awesomeness

"Wow Man That pitch was Obese." "This is a pretty Obese day."

Author: Nosaj the one and only BITCH http://obese.urbanup.com/3879817
27. (Obese) (13↑, 27↓)
\obeseto be overweight \obeseto be overweight from your age group.

natashas 15 pounds overweight\! she's obese\!

Author: couture cutie xx http://obese.urbanup.com/2766468
28. (Obese) (5↑, 31↓)
The fat person's word for "thin".

That b***h is obese\!

29. (OBESE) (5↑, 31↓)
Going to far while insulting others or overly indulging in the act of making someone feel bad. being-an-ass, being-a-bitch, fucked-up, a-low-blow

Guy 1: God Damn\! your a fucking ugly whore. You'd be lucky to be called a brown-bag-special. If I was drunk and let you suck my dick I'd probably have to cut it off afterward\! Girl: *cries* Guy 2: Dude, that was OBESE\!

Author: Louis*aka Masta Killa* http://obese.urbanup.com/2857701
30. (obese) (29↑, 57↓)
Adjective used for something disagreeable or unpleasant. Synonymous with [sucky], [crappy] and [fucked up].

Damn, this shit is obese. Can you please stop acting so obese?

31. (obese) (47↑, 78↓)
it mean that you're a fat ass. YOU FAT ASS\!\!\!

look up terry you fat ass

Author: secretly stealing florida http://obese.urbanup.com/1386553
32. (obese) (11↑, 46↓)
1) someone very attractive or wonderful. 2) something you say when something crap happens.

1) 'he's well obese\!' mr.hanna about matty d. 2) 'omggggz\! get off you obese\!' hollie when she had dog shit on her shoe.

33. (Obese) (39↑, 77↓)
I'm obese..i don't like it.. i feel so........un-organised, so un flexible... so downright fat..extraodinarily huge..

thats my nickname...

34. (obese) (18↑, 69↓)
Insanely cool or impressive. Alternative to [phat].

His new high-tech fishing rod was obese and set him apart from the fishers with their flimsy, old fashioned rods.

35. (Obese) (16↑, 84↓)
some one as good looking as myself and knows how to shake his bosom 247... all y'all sexy people know what i mean. also the person is circumferencly challanged

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Author: humpty dumpty http://obese.urbanup.com/1240690
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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